November 2019

What’s in a Name? Fixing DST May Require Ego Adjustment for Time Zone Names

As part of what I do trying to #LockTheClock, I sometimes talk to legislators or the staff of legislators. It doesn’t take much time, and it always seems to be appreciated, so I’m happy to do it.

A couple of recent conversations have had me run into an interesting problem.

To get why it’s interesting, though, a bit of background:

Bay State legislators, with the skillful prompting of extraordinary citizen leadership, are considering a move to Permanent Daylight Saving Time.

Close readers of this blog know, however, that such a move isn’t possible under the current law. The only thing allowed is staying in Standard Time. That’s not what they want, however, and it makes sense for that state as it is so far east in the Eastern Time Zone. Sunset will come at 4:15 on December 21st in Boston, more than an hour earlier than in Indianapolis, Atlanta, Cincinnati and other big cities on the western side of that time zone.

So the plan now is for Massachusetts to move one time zone to the east, to the Atlantic Time Zone, and then stay on Standard Time year round. (That will be the same to them as Permanent DST.) 

That clever approach, by the way, first came not from New England, but from a legislator from New Mexico. He hasn’t been able to get his bill passed yet, something I’ve written about at length.

And it’s not law yet in Massachusetts yet either, but the signs all look good.

So, that’s what’s prompted some of those interesting conversations.

What if, for example, the states in the Pacific Time Zone took the same approach? Oregon and Washington have already passed laws saying that if California goes into permanent DST, they will, too.

So I talked to some staff members of legislators in California. They were bummed because they know that they can only switch to permanent Standard Time. I then told them about the Massachusetts approach, and their ears picked up.

Until the point we figured out an issue with that approach: California would be moving into the Mountain Time Zone.

Cod-mass-dstNow, I love the Mountain Time Zone, it’s where I live, but I understand why the perception could be a big problem.

It’s easy for Bay Staters to think of themselves in the Atlantic time zone. It juts out into the Atlantic, and the identity of the state is tied to the ocean. Heck, there’s a sculpture of a cod in the Massachusetts House of Representatives.

And while California has some mountains, the idea of being in the Mountain Time Zone may be the thing that keeps that state from trying this innovative solution.

Same for, say, Illinois. Chicago thinks of itself as kind of the capital of the Central Time Zone. Could legislators there swallow their egos and move to the Eastern Time Zone?

Or what if West Virginia wants to move to permanent DST? No part of that state touches the Atlantic, would it be OK being in the Atlantic Time Zone?

Clearly, the best answer here is if Congress would take action to:

  1. Make a law that to #LockTheClock,
  2. Make it take effect in 2021, and
  3. Allow states that are on a time-zone border to pick which time zone they want to be in permanently.

But they may not do that if states don’t take action first. Seven states have now passed some form of law saying they want the status quo to change. Will Congress wait until half have passed something? Two-thirds? All of them? At what point will Washington decide to lead instead of follow?

Jon Lovett gets thisclose to the right Daylight Saving Time solution

Typically in the week after the “Fall Back” change interest in DST drops off a cliff. People are just too depressed coming home from work in the dark, so they plop on the couch and start watching TV. (eds. note: Is this a story?) With all that, Halloween behind us, lots of work to do and the holidays barreling toward us, nobody is able to care enough to even Google DST and figure out what to do.

But nearly a full week after the change, I just heard what was probably the most nuanced and spot-on view of the politics surrounding Daylight Saving Time, maybe ever.

Here it is. The whole show is funny, but the DST bit starts about 53:30.

 

Several little things here:

  1. Of the items on the Rant Wheel, only DST got the audience laughing just by saying the name.
  2. Jon said that he’s asked eight different candidates what their position is on DST. I’ve only seen Yang’s view. (He’s on board.) What are the others’ views???
  3. The presentation about the science was great. Not to toot my own horn here, but I’m really glad that I made that research page like three or four years ago so that people would start treating this like the public health issue that it is, not a quirky annoyance that we endure for the farmers for some damn reason.

But the best part was the way that Jon basically walked all of us through his own evolution. He started out thinking that we should all just do what he would like the best, but he studied it and came up with some nuance, which is rare in the world of politics.

And he came so so close to the right solution, but didn’t quite get all the way.

Jon, we haven’t met, but allow me to pitch in, if you will.

Jon lovett-dstYou started out thinking that we should all just go to permanent DST. You pointed out, correctly, that the most deadly part of the whole DST thing is the “Spring Forward” change, when heart attacks spike. (Traffic accidents, strokes, workplace accidents, too, but just the heart attack thing is plenty.)

And you point out that the fall change plunges many of us into a forced “Well of depression.” 

But then you go into a discussion of if it’s better for states to be in Standard Time or Daylight Saving Time.

The evolution you made was a great one, but you didn’t address, at least directly, the first issue, the one about not making the switch twice a year.

What we need to do is first say that we won’t be switching the clocks. Hence the hashtag: #LockTheClock.

And then we should do exactly what you say, and let the states decide. You are right, this is actually an instance of non-racist states rights.

However…

If we do it your way—some states on Standard, some states on DST, some still switching—we end up with a confused patchwork of states that will make everyone a little crazy. The Uniform Time Act of 1966 was written to clean up just that exact problem.

Luckily, there is a solution, and I’m sort of surprised you didn’t mention it given how much research you clearly did. 

The solution comes to us from Europe, where the European Union made the decision to end the clock changing in 2021, and gave the member countries up until then to figure out which time zone they want to be in permanently.

If we did that we would:

  • address your point about states rights,
  • fix the “Spring Forward into your sudden and painful death” change problem, and
  • allow for differences in geography.

As a bonus, that will give everyone some time to figure out the school start times and all the rest of the ancillary issues.

So, Jon, great work, and now just one more step to make in your evolution on this issue and you’ll be at the one sane place that could actually happen.

I’m hoping that with that one more step you will—quoting your mission statement— “decide that you want to help fix this mess too.”

But overall, thanks so much for your rant. It was really great and will advance the conversation a lot.

Enjoy Funny “Fall Back” Memes, and an Extra Hour of Sleep!

This post is from 2019, and it is still funny, but if you want a full collection of all the memes, gifs, jokes, etc., you may just want to click on the Daylight Saving Time meme tag.

The issue of fixing Daylight Saving Time is a deadly serious public health issue.

But I get that it’s also funny, and perfect for some online mockery.

Also, some of my most popular posts have been my collections of funny “Fall Back” memes, funny “Spring Forward” memes, and then an updated set of DST memes and videos, and then another set this Spring.

The fun never ends, it seems, so here are some of the best #LockTheClock memes I’ve seen this year that were not in one of the previous collections:

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Darkness my old friend

Don’t forget that tonight astronomers stop the rotation of the Earth for an hour for routine maintenance (mantle flushing, core convection rebalancing, Moho layer alignment, and so on). Things should be good as new when you wake up. The Sun might rise earlier but that’s normal.

— Phil Plait (@BadAstronomer) November 3, 2019

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Did you remember to put your clocks back? #daylightsavingtime pic.twitter.com/rNvxJdZhyt

— Brittlestar (@brittlestar) November 3, 2019

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From Zoe the Seeing Eye Dog.

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Dst-obama

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if an entire hour of time suddenly appeared. To offset this gained hour of sleep for the humans due to #DaylightSavingTime, I will cause then to lose an hour of sleep by knocking the lamp off the table. Sweet dreams, bipeds.

— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) November 3, 2019

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